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31.1.04

The bet ! 

A guy and his manager go down to the docks. The manager is betting with
every worker on the dock he sees that his guy can make love to 100 women
in a row, without pausing and satisfy them all. Bets are made, and they
agree that they'll meet the next day.

The next day, 100 women are lined up along the dock. The guy drops his
pants and gets to it.

True to his manager's claim, he moves from one to the next, satisfying:
1... 2... 3... on and on he goes...49... 50... 51... he slows down a
little but... 83... 84... 85... but he is still moving from one to the
next and the women are still satisfied... 97... 98... 99... and, before
he can get to the last women, he has a heart attach and dies.

His manager scratches his head in puzzlement. "I don't understand it! It
went perfectly well at practice this morning."



Guð er til! 

Asia Carerra....

29.1.04

Titmouse 



Horny-woman?


Flott hjól...

Ég vissi þetta sko... 





Hvað skyldi hann vera að hugsa?

28.1.04

Stupidity at it’s best. 

Stupidity at it’s best



INNER SKELETON: A 63 year old widow was admitted to the hospital
in, Brazil, suffering abdominal pains. X-rays showed that she was carrying a
20 inch long skeleton of a fetus which she conceived a decade earlier. It had
become lodged outside the womb and was never expelled from her body.



PRICKLY PAIR-----OUCH!: In Michigan, a man came into the ER with
lacerations to his penis. He complained that his wife had "...a rat in her
privates..." and it bit him during sex. After an examination of his wife, it was
revealed that she had a surgical needle left inside her after a recent
hysterectomy.



PING PONG ANYONE?: A 20 year old man came into the ER with a
stony mass in his rectum. He said that he and his boyfriend were fooling around with
concrete mix, then his boyfriend had the idea of pouring the mix into his
anus using a funnel. The concrete then hardened, causing constipation and pain.
Under general anesthesia, a perfect concrete cast of the man's rectum was
removed along with a ping pong ball. (Boy we live sheltered lives - thank
goodness)



BLIND DRUNK: A drunk staggered into a Pennsylvania ER complaining
of severe pain while trying to remove his contact lenses. He said that they
would come out halfway, but they always popped back in. A nurse tried to help
using suction pump, but without success. Finally, a doctor examined him
and discovered the man did not have his contact lenses in at all. He
had been trying to rip out the membrane of his cornea.

OUCH AND DOUBLE OUCH!: A couple hobbled into a Washington State
emergency room covered in bloody restaurant towels. The man had his hands around
his abdomen and the woman had hers around her head. They eventually explained
to doctors that they had gone out that evening for a romantic dinner.
Overcome with passion, the woman crept under the table to administer oral sex to
the man. While in the act, she had an epileptic fit, which caused her to
clamp down on the man's penis and wrench it from side to side. In agony and
desperation, the man grabbed a fork and stabbed her in the head until she let go.



And you all thought your day was going bad!!!!

27.1.04

Svona er nú í sveitinni! 

Já það er gaman að vera í sveit,eh :)



Flott gella!!








create your own visited country map
or write about it on the open travel guide

26.1.04

Babe of the week. 

Þessi er nú allt í lagi sko,ég gæti nú fundið þær betri,sennilega sendi ég eina á netið aftur þessa viku :) .



Og hérna er sko "The perfect woman:"



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